Qualities of a typical ‘Hyderabadi’.

If you are a Hyderabadi, you would certainly enjoy reading this email.
Read it and if you like it then send this to your other Hyderabadi friends.This should thus be going round the world in due course of time.
 Subject: Who is a Hyderabadi????
Who is a Hyderabadi???
1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22),
while you actually live in the second house beside Zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand
Theatre on  SP Road.
2. You end up buying only a salwar kameez, whether it  is a  theatre, workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile
3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile hotel that serves Chinese delicacies such as : “Vegetable soft noodles”,  “Navrotten Kurma”, “Chicken Manchewurea” or
“American Chompsee”.
4. Your answer is ‘seedha chale jao’ when somebody asks you for directions,whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet. 
5. You come across tailors sporting the board : “Immidiot delivery in two days onli”.
6. You can speak Hindi, Urdu, hyderabadi hinglish,except  Telugu, FLUENTLY.
7. You ask the waiter to get you some ‘Mango pickle  even if you are sitting at a lavish continental  banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, Italian and  Lebanese cuisines.
8. You order for a tea just after having had a Caramel  custard.
9. You have at least one Srinivas,Prasad, Raju or  Venkatesh  within six  square feet. OR you have at least one cousin, friend,  colleague or acquaintance with these
10. You have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or   acquaintance in the US in software.
11. Everytime somebody gives you a piece of good news, the  first thing you ask them is “Party kab hain?”
12. Refer to any past as ‘parso’, be it yesterday or  long before three hundred years.
13. You call 11 AM as subah subah.
14. You label your boss as “Dimakh Kharab”
15. You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are on time.
16. You look at the fixed price stand and still ask ‘dene ka bolo’
17. You are reading this and secretly admitting that  you are,  after all, a true blue Hyderabadi.
you know one thing….. Once a Hyderabadi, always a   Hyderabadi
and you will forward this email to Hyderabadis only … since only they can relate to it.

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